What if

I was thinking. And.

What if. What if Voldy has an illegitimate son who has something against Harry and Harry's family, after which he kills Harry, and when he wants to kill James, Harry's son, Ginny dies protecting him. And then you have all seven parts again, but instead with James Potter, not Harry Potter. And then another seven parts with Harry Potter when the same happens with Harry and his son, James. And then James. And then Harry.

Paradoxical, you see.

Who's YOUR daddy?

Today I realized I have awesome friends. I was going through my desktop junk and I found this.

There's way too many people missing. Which gave me the idea that I can try and Photoshop them into the picture which reminded me I can Photoshop which somehow reminded me I need to bug my dad to buy me an HD Camcorder. Which seems highly unlikely. I'll be lucky if he lets me keep my drums now.

I should really be studying right now. I have an exam in 5 days and guess what? I have yet to start studying for it.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edit: More Desktop Randoms to follow.

TODAY

I slept.

How many days to the 9th?

Since I have a huge amount of people anticipating my next post, I am going to go ahead and apologize for the huge delay. I know all of you have been waiting for me to announce the results of the so-called Science Fair. Well, as we all expected, the guy who microwaved the peas won, and the cannon, which I christened Haseena AtomBum, won nothing. But hey. At least every time I was getting ready to fire that thing, the whole school would line up to watch.

Uf. I still remember that day. How long ago was it? Two months? Whoa, no. Three. Shit. Hahaha there'd actually be an informal announcement that my group was ready to fire the cannon again, after which people would just appear out of no where. Sigh. That was a good two-days. I just hope these next twenty or so days go by as fast as those three months.

Upar se, I have now graduated from the Lyceum. I am not a Lyceumite anymore, I think. I wanted to do one thing before graduating, and that was working on a final Lysias edition. Like, while consciously knowing that it's going to be the last edition. Khair. Ab tou nai ho ga. And I also had one of the best nights of my life in those past three months. I know only one or maybe two people are going to read this post, and they know what I am talking about. Though, I think one of them was a bit too, er let's just say distracted. Yea, I think one of them was too distracted to remember most of it, but hey. We all love you.

And. One the biggest event that took place for me over the past few months was me buying a drum-kit. That's right. Even though I might not know the basics of a drum pattern, or what foot to kick the bass drum with, I am the proud owner of a drum-kit. That's right. The basement is now populated. Also, I need tips on how to sound-proof the basement. And that too in less than Rs 500/- I am not cheap. I am just not bothered. Yea.

And in that past three months, I have decided what I am going to do. And even if people think me getting into LUMS was a feat, it really wasn't. I applied for the easiest course, I think. And I don't want to get stuck there for 5-years. So. Warwick all the way, baby. InshAllah, actually. I don't want to screw this up.

But before all of that. The 9th of June. The 19th day from today. Party scene. Really can't say much more than that.

And. Finally. I am writing this post a day before my second Psychology paper. I should really be studying. And to top it off with a bit of irony, I am listening to Waste by Phish. And right now, believe me, the chorus is going 'Come waste your time with me.' So. I call all of you to come join me on the 9th. I know most of you are going to be too busy with your exams till the 11th, but please. Don't leave a brother hangin'

Okay so I'm too bored. I shall write another blog-post.

Too many random people are adding me on facebook now. People, I seriously don't know you. And when I send you a message on facebook asking you how I know you, please tell me. And Mina, thank you for adding all those weirdos. I don't even know who I added and, because of the new layout, I can't even find the newly added friends ki list.

Also, Da Revolushunz is dieing out. It was epic while it lasted. Gulbadan shall see it through to the end.

Btw, I think the cannon is going to get me the best project award or something. I have even started on an acceptance speech. It's epic. Though I need to test it with a potato abhi tak. And will eggs, if fired, come out as hard-boiled eggs? Scene on.

I'm really bored. Really really bored. lalalalalalalla

Acha okay so today was awesome. I don't feel awesome now, but today was kinda awesome. First off, I made a cannon. Oh yea. And the muzzle flash was like at least a foot long. And secondly, she initiated 'first contact'. I didn't have to be chipku and start a conversation with her. It woulda been awesome-er if I hadn't gotten over her a couple of days back. Sigh. Khair hai. I shall find a new one.

Okay, wait. I think I'm writing this like a diary entry. That's just sad. Not that I think people who maintain diaries are sad, but. And I thought I had friends. Sigh again.

Is it sad that the highlight of my day was watching Frost/Nixon and laughing at the sexual innuendos? I think not. It was good. At least I wasn't sitting alone and laughing at it.

What else. I guess that's it for the day. OH. And it's been a while. Though no one read it.