What if

I was thinking. And.

What if. What if Voldy has an illegitimate son who has something against Harry and Harry's family, after which he kills Harry, and when he wants to kill James, Harry's son, Ginny dies protecting him. And then you have all seven parts again, but instead with James Potter, not Harry Potter. And then another seven parts with Harry Potter when the same happens with Harry and his son, James. And then James. And then Harry.

Paradoxical, you see.

Who's YOUR daddy?

Today I realized I have awesome friends. I was going through my desktop junk and I found this.

There's way too many people missing. Which gave me the idea that I can try and Photoshop them into the picture which reminded me I can Photoshop which somehow reminded me I need to bug my dad to buy me an HD Camcorder. Which seems highly unlikely. I'll be lucky if he lets me keep my drums now.

I should really be studying right now. I have an exam in 5 days and guess what? I have yet to start studying for it.

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Edit: More Desktop Randoms to follow.

TODAY

I slept.

How many days to the 9th?

Since I have a huge amount of people anticipating my next post, I am going to go ahead and apologize for the huge delay. I know all of you have been waiting for me to announce the results of the so-called Science Fair. Well, as we all expected, the guy who microwaved the peas won, and the cannon, which I christened Haseena AtomBum, won nothing. But hey. At least every time I was getting ready to fire that thing, the whole school would line up to watch.

Uf. I still remember that day. How long ago was it? Two months? Whoa, no. Three. Shit. Hahaha there'd actually be an informal announcement that my group was ready to fire the cannon again, after which people would just appear out of no where. Sigh. That was a good two-days. I just hope these next twenty or so days go by as fast as those three months.

Upar se, I have now graduated from the Lyceum. I am not a Lyceumite anymore, I think. I wanted to do one thing before graduating, and that was working on a final Lysias edition. Like, while consciously knowing that it's going to be the last edition. Khair. Ab tou nai ho ga. And I also had one of the best nights of my life in those past three months. I know only one or maybe two people are going to read this post, and they know what I am talking about. Though, I think one of them was a bit too, er let's just say distracted. Yea, I think one of them was too distracted to remember most of it, but hey. We all love you.

And. One the biggest event that took place for me over the past few months was me buying a drum-kit. That's right. Even though I might not know the basics of a drum pattern, or what foot to kick the bass drum with, I am the proud owner of a drum-kit. That's right. The basement is now populated. Also, I need tips on how to sound-proof the basement. And that too in less than Rs 500/- I am not cheap. I am just not bothered. Yea.

And in that past three months, I have decided what I am going to do. And even if people think me getting into LUMS was a feat, it really wasn't. I applied for the easiest course, I think. And I don't want to get stuck there for 5-years. So. Warwick all the way, baby. InshAllah, actually. I don't want to screw this up.

But before all of that. The 9th of June. The 19th day from today. Party scene. Really can't say much more than that.

And. Finally. I am writing this post a day before my second Psychology paper. I should really be studying. And to top it off with a bit of irony, I am listening to Waste by Phish. And right now, believe me, the chorus is going 'Come waste your time with me.' So. I call all of you to come join me on the 9th. I know most of you are going to be too busy with your exams till the 11th, but please. Don't leave a brother hangin'

Okay so I'm too bored. I shall write another blog-post.

Too many random people are adding me on facebook now. People, I seriously don't know you. And when I send you a message on facebook asking you how I know you, please tell me. And Mina, thank you for adding all those weirdos. I don't even know who I added and, because of the new layout, I can't even find the newly added friends ki list.

Also, Da Revolushunz is dieing out. It was epic while it lasted. Gulbadan shall see it through to the end.

Btw, I think the cannon is going to get me the best project award or something. I have even started on an acceptance speech. It's epic. Though I need to test it with a potato abhi tak. And will eggs, if fired, come out as hard-boiled eggs? Scene on.

I'm really bored. Really really bored. lalalalalalalla

Acha okay so today was awesome. I don't feel awesome now, but today was kinda awesome. First off, I made a cannon. Oh yea. And the muzzle flash was like at least a foot long. And secondly, she initiated 'first contact'. I didn't have to be chipku and start a conversation with her. It woulda been awesome-er if I hadn't gotten over her a couple of days back. Sigh. Khair hai. I shall find a new one.

Okay, wait. I think I'm writing this like a diary entry. That's just sad. Not that I think people who maintain diaries are sad, but. And I thought I had friends. Sigh again.

Is it sad that the highlight of my day was watching Frost/Nixon and laughing at the sexual innuendos? I think not. It was good. At least I wasn't sitting alone and laughing at it.

What else. I guess that's it for the day. OH. And it's been a while. Though no one read it.

Two girls one cup.

Does the title of the post really have to be related to the matter of the post? I say no. So, no. It doesn't have to be.

Waisay, I found out yesterday, that if I am seriously depressed and I diss someone, my mood changes. Like, no more depression. At all.

I'm bored. I have nothing to do all day long but facebook. I say facebook like its some sort of verb. I think it may just be a verb. And I didn't write a article in the Lysias. Sad. I know. Maybe I'll write it early now so I don't have to write on the last day.

I'm now bored even more. Bye bye.

Day Three

Wow. I didn't even know that dust storms can be THAT sudden. It all happened like *snap*! and there were like a billion tons of dust billowing through the streets of Lahore. The strong gusts were shaking the trees rather rigorously and the loose leaves littered the streets. Our recently washed car was enveloped in a couple hundred layers of dust. And then the report of live-wires touching and the bright flashes caused by it filled the night sky, though I have to admit it was a little scary at first, what with virtually all street lights off on our way back home. It was simply amazing. I have never seen anything like it before. Or at least I think I haven't. It was around T minus 30 minutes to the Paki vs SA semi-final. Upon reaching home I realized that we'll be having company, the sort of company you NEED while watching such an exciting match. The adrenaline was pumping, air thick with talks of how Younis Khan needs to proceed with the bowling line-up, and the awesome Pizza. A night to be remembered, for sure. Lahore Lahore 'ay!

What a day 13/06/09

This is one day that I will never forget. I probably won't be allowed to forget this day, but let's hope to God that that factor gets kicked out of the equation. Yesterday gave me a new perspective on life. I don't know if I am just saying this now, or if I am trying to make my self feel better, but are looks everything? I sure do hope to God they aren't.

I realized that I have too much fun for the last time. I have had too much shughal. Maybe its something that I said somewhere that's come up to bite me in the ass. Hopefully, the scar will heal in 7 to 10 days, or so this article suggests.

Its quite odd going out and looking at people staring at you, people who have seen you almost everyday for the past 6 or 7 years, and see the un-asked questions in their eyes. Its quite demeaning, honestly. Why don't these people just ask me about it?

I guess I am not so sleepy after all.

The Iraq War; Does anyone realize that there were NO, not one Car Bomb before the US went into Iraq?

And there were NO Al Qaeda there untill the US moved in, and they've been recruiting ever since?

And that the main reason why these militias are fighting is because one or the other of them is supporting the US being there?

Kind of shoots the whole "if we leave things will get a whole lot worse" excuse out of the water doesn't it?

It's all about the money, extended war means more war profits. And meanwhile the Democrat "alternatives" are picking up where the current administration left off, pounding the war drums.

And yea, Global Warming is also a sham but thats a debate for a later date.